let’s start 2014 by instead of calling ourselves trash and hating ourselves, calling ourselves titles of royalty and sweet things like soft little precious fawn child and loving ourselves
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“This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!”
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
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